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Monique, 16, Australia.
On hiatus because school is taking our laptops back for the school holidays :'( but theres still a queue if that counts for anything

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

destinysfetus:

pre-installed apps you don’t use and can’t delete 

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oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck